Top 10 List of Excuses!!

BY: JOON LEE, KOREA INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL

Munity-East would like to voice its appreciation to the people who have supported us by purchasing our wonderful papers. HOWEVER, we thought it might be funny to share some of the excuses that we’ve heard. Below is a top ten list from those who did not buy the papers -- no offense intended.

1. “I don’t want one.”
Are you sure? How can it be humanly possible that you don’t want such a beautiful magazine?

2. “I Don’t have any money.”
Right … You had your wallet open ...

3. “I am too busy.”
Right… Buying a paper takes soooo long.

4. “It’s too expensive.”
One dollar is too expensive? How much did that iPod cost?

5. “I don’t have Singapore dollars.I only have US dollars.”
Okay … You’re ONLY in Singapore(cough** cough**).
6. “My hands are full.”
Indeed … one magazine weighs a ton. One more magazine would definitely break your arm.

7. “I’ll be right back. I need to get my money.”
I’m still waiting...

8. “My friend already bought one for me.”
Are you sure about that? Can you call your friend? Where is your friend?

9. “I already bought one.”
Right … where is it?

10. “I am going to buy later”
Later? When?