Idiot's Guide to Public Speaking

BY: Sejin Paik, Korea International School

Hello. Welcome to the magnificent idiots guide to becoming the greatest public speaker in the history in MUN.
Let me present you with several key factors that will boost your speaking skills to the next level. This can be applied to anyone: the veteran or the novice.
When backstage or waiting for your turn to speak, that is the time when you need to start memorizing your script. It is very significant that you memorize your speech right before the real thing because it will bring the freshness and delicacy to your oration. Next, always remember to grow your hair out as long as you can so that it will cover up your eyes. Eye contact is the least important in your appearance and you can deliver your words more efficiently without revealing the windows to your soul. And for your energy source, we recommend that you eat onions and garlic. The aroma will spread all over the room and lead the audience to concentrate on what you are saying. Be sure to use this method when in a smaller rooms with tightly packed people—the smell is the key. Other minor points are how to dress, preciseness in polished pronunciation, and your excellent posture. Your apparel should contrast nicely with your choice of venues. It is the key to standing out amongst the crowd. Speak softly and mumble a lot: People will come with questions and more interest in your topic. And lastly, you should be as comfortable as possible while you are talking; lean on something or even take a seat on the side with the audience.
Take a chance and try these marvelous tips! You might even be promoted as a top idiot!